🚨 Breaking News: Dogs Have Been Running the Household This Whole Time 🚨

If you’ve ever felt like a mere subject in your own home, ruled by an adorable four-legged dictator, you’re not alone. Dogs have rules—unwritten, yet absolutely enforced with zero negotiation—and we think it’s time they were documented.

That’s why we’re launching the Ridiculous Dog Rules Giveaway! 🎉🐶 Because if we humans have to follow these rules, we might as well get rewarded for it, right?

What Exactly Are “Ridiculous Dog Rules”?

If you’re wondering what qualifies, let’s break it down:

🐾 Bathroom Privacy? Never Heard of It.

• If you dare shut the door, I will scratch at it as if you’ve been kidnapped.

🐾 The Cheese Tax is Non-Negotiable.

• If you open cheese, I get cheese. End of discussion.

🐾 The Law of the Couch.

• If I was here first, it’s mine. If you were here first, it’s still mine.

🐾 The Squirrel Emergency Act.

• If a squirrel exists within a five-mile radius, I must alert the authorities (aka bark my head off). Even if it’s on TV.

🐾 The Great “You Can’t Eat Alone” Policy.

• If you’re eating, I am right there, supervising, ensuring fair distribution of all snacks.

If any of this sounds painfully accurate, you need to enter our giveaway!